You know how every six months somebody calls me up and goes “Perry, what’s the next thing?” I usually tell them there’s no next thing. Most of the time there isn’t. Most of the time it’s just the old thing dressed up in new clothes — somebody trying to sell you a course about TikTok that’s really just the same affiliate marketing course they sold you in 2017.
Laptop open. Forty tabs. One of them’s a course you bought in 2023 you never finished. One’s that Shopify store that lasted six weeks before the supplier ghosted you. There’s a fishing blog in there somewhere. There’s an affiliate site you set up and forgot about.






